{"id":1351,"date":"2009-06-24T20:14:48","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T00:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/?p=1351"},"modified":"2009-07-30T02:18:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T06:18:43","slug":"naked-man-snatches-fast-food","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2009\/06\/24\/naked-man-snatches-fast-food\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked man snatches fast food!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Vancouver police were on the hunt recently for a thief who snatched a take out meal at a fast food restaurant. 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