{"id":149,"date":"2006-09-10T00:01:27","date_gmt":"2006-09-10T04:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/10\/incompetence\/"},"modified":"2010-11-21T23:37:56","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T04:37:56","slug":"incompetence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/10\/incompetence\/","title":{"rendered":"Incompetence"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/237938456\/\" \/=\"\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/237938456\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"327\" alt=\"toiletstolen\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/90\/237938456_9129cd8ed1_o.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><em>From an Atlanta police report, summarized in a July issue of the weekly Creative Loafing<\/em>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<!--CusAds-->\n<p>A man working on a house on Smith Street was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital with serious injuries to his posterior. He happened to be bending over next to a wall that, unknown to him, a worker on the other side was drilling into, and the drill bit entered his &#8220;anal cavity.&#8221; (Creative Loafing of Atlanta), July 5, 2006)<\/p>\n<p><em>New York&#8217;s Finest<\/em>:<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Four New York City police were called to an apartment house in July in the Bronx concerning a landlord-tenant dispute, but were distracted by a teenager in the hallway smoking marijuana and started to chase him, when a pit bull attacked the officers. The toll, 26 bullets later: one dead dog, one bitten officer, three other officers wounded by each other&#8217;s gunshots. 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