{"id":160,"date":"2006-09-21T17:57:44","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T21:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/21\/gnome-away-from-home\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T01:36:54","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T05:36:54","slug":"gnome-away-from-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/21\/gnome-away-from-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Gnome away from Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/249291919\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/90\/249291919_da96061098.jpg\" alt=\"funny gnome\" width=\"375\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>MORGANTOWN, W.Va. The roaming gnome is writing home. Allen Snyder&#8217;s garden gnome disappeared from his Morgantown, West Virginia, yard in the spring. Since then he&#8217;s gotten three letters, supposedly from &#8220;Gnomey.&#8221; <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"6\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* oddplanet_inpost_smallsquare *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"2967767859\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>The latest has a picture of the missing lawn ornament at the Pittsburgh Steelers home opener. And Gnomey wants to know why his owner never took him to any games. Snyder says he has no idea who swiped his gnome, but he suspects it might be one of his gag-loving friends. <\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>A previous letter from Gnomey showed him in the back of a police car and asked for bail money. 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The roaming gnome is writing home. Allen Snyder&#8217;s garden gnome disappeared from his Morgantown, West Virginia, yard in the spring. Since then he&#8217;s gotten three letters, supposedly from &#8220;Gnomey.&#8221; The latest has a picture of the missing lawn ornament at the Pittsburgh Steelers home opener. 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