{"id":163,"date":"2006-09-24T00:01:59","date_gmt":"2006-09-24T04:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/24\/gator-at-the-door\/"},"modified":"2011-08-05T01:27:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T05:27:07","slug":"gator-at-the-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/09\/24\/gator-at-the-door\/","title":{"rendered":"Gator at the door"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/250820582\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/112\/250820582_e56788151c_o.jpg\" alt=\"alligator under bed\" width=\"349\" height=\"520\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span> <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: x-small;\">HOLIDAY, Fla. _ Kevin Jessup had an awfully rude awakening. Police phoned him the other morning and told him not to go outside because there was a big gator on his front porch.<\/span><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: x-small;\"> He looked out the window and sure enough there was an alligator outside his home in Holiday, Florida. But the plumber wasn&#8217;t about to let a large reptile spoil his sleep. He tells the St. Petersburg Times that after a quick look, he went back to bed. 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Police phoned him the other morning and told him not to go outside because there was a big gator on his front porch. He looked out the window and sure enough there was an alligator outside his home in Holiday, Florida. 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