{"id":270,"date":"2006-11-16T22:08:04","date_gmt":"2006-11-17T03:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/16\/people-you-dont-want-working-for-you\/"},"modified":"2011-08-09T02:37:22","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T06:37:22","slug":"people-you-dont-want-working-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/16\/people-you-dont-want-working-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"People you don&#8217;t want working for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Here&#8217;s a few accident prone people that you wouldn&#8217;t want working on your property:<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>&#8211; Inspecting the Dukovany nuclear power plant in Moravia in September, an unnamed American official with the International Atomic Energy Agency wandered away from the group and fell into a water tank.  I hope that water wasn&#8217;t tainted!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; In September, firefighters in Spokane, Wash., rescued a worker whose head had become stuck in a water meter enclosure for about four hours. How does one get their head stuck in a water meter enclosure?<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<!--CusAds--><p>&#8211; In October, when Turkey&#8217;s prime minister Tayyip Erdogan fainted from low blood sugar, his security team rushed him to a hospital but mistakenly locked him and the keys inside his fortified car; after they pounded on it for a while, a nearby construction worker with a sledgehammer saved the day.  That could have been a life and death situation for the Prime Minister.  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