{"id":277,"date":"2006-11-21T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-11-21T05:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/21\/thats-gotta-hurt\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T01:14:14","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T05:14:14","slug":"thats-gotta-hurt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/21\/thats-gotta-hurt\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s gotta hurt!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>We&#8217;ve all probably watched TV shows like America&#8217;s funniest videos or Bloopers and Blunders.  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