{"id":296,"date":"2006-11-21T19:55:17","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T00:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/21\/he-got-in-but-he-couldnt-get-out\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T01:11:57","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T05:11:57","slug":"he-got-in-but-he-couldnt-get-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/21\/he-got-in-but-he-couldnt-get-out\/","title":{"rendered":"He got in but he couldn&#8217;t get out"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Alright, I found yet another dumb criminal story \/ video for you. <\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"6\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* oddplanet_inpost_smallsquare *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"2967767859\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>This is hilarious, you&#8217;ve just gotta watch this one.   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