{"id":299,"date":"2006-11-22T05:24:40","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T10:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/22\/once-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T01:10:14","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T05:10:14","slug":"once-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/11\/22\/once-a-bridesmaid-never-a-bride\/","title":{"rendered":"Once a bridesmaid never a bride"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Wordless Wednesday<\/p>\n<p>Get a load of this Beauty Queen<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/299985446\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 5px solid white;\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/109\/299985446_34773a9b57_o.jpg\" alt=\"15839\" width=\"324\" height=\"486\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Wow!  Yep, you see that banner on this lovely?  It says Beauty Queen.  Uh huh.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"6\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* oddplanet_inpost_smallsquare *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"2967767859\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>I wonder how many contestants were in that contest, perhaps only one?  <\/p>\n<p>Or if &#8220;she&#8217;s&#8221; the winner, then the other contestants must have been real  ugly Betty&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>Actually, if you squint your eyes and focus on the smile he\/she is kind of cute.  Yeah, maybe he&#8217;s a beauty queen.  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