{"id":347,"date":"2006-12-05T15:26:05","date_gmt":"2006-12-05T20:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/05\/man-way-over-limit-fights-with-gas-pump\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T03:02:45","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T07:02:45","slug":"man-way-over-limit-fights-with-gas-pump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/05\/man-way-over-limit-fights-with-gas-pump\/","title":{"rendered":"Man way over limit fights with gas pump"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Recently police in Madison, Wis., said Milo G. Chamberlain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s blood-alcohol content was .425, which experts said usually is attainable only by those either dead or in a coma. <\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>But he was picked up, quite conscious, allegedly causing a disturbance at a gas station, where he reportedly got into <em>a fight with a gas pump<\/em> before being restrained by passers-by.   <\/p>\n<p>Well you know he was out of it if he was fighting with a gas pump!  Even if he really should have been in a coma with that blood alcohol level!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Oops! They were the wrong size<\/strong><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Department store assistants in the Hainan province of China were surprised to discover that a pair of trousers that had been stolen on Sunday reappeared when they took stock Monday evening, though another pair of trousers in another size were missing. <\/p>\n<p>Authorities suspect that a thief stole a pair of trousers from the store but later found that they didn&#8217;t fit him, and then proceeded to return to the department store and switch them with a second pair. <\/p>\n<p>Though no arrests have been made, police suspect a man in his 30s who had &#8220;tried on many trousers in their store in the past two days, but failed to buy any.&#8221; Currently an investigation is underway.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>That thief has guts &#8211; steal the pants once, return them and steal yet another pair? 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