{"id":353,"date":"2006-12-03T06:00:19","date_gmt":"2006-12-03T11:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/03\/christmas-cards-and-egreetings\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T02:08:27","modified_gmt":"2011-08-10T06:08:27","slug":"christmas-cards-and-egreetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/03\/christmas-cards-and-egreetings\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Cards and Egreetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>I just found a great site where you can get eCards for the holidays or any special occasion.  I&#8217;ve been going through their list of free Christmas cards and some of them are hilarious!  I think I&#8217;m going to send some to my friends and relatives this year.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Have you seen the movie Snakes on a Plane?  Yeah?  Well how about Snakes on a sleigh? You have got to see this ecard. I know you&#8217;ll want to send it to someone you know once you see it.  It&#8217;s funny, devious and downright hilarious.  I love the look in the elves eye as he&#8217;s plotting his revenge. LOL<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Or you might like the 5 top pick up lines that Santa&#8217;s elves use to get the women.  I wonder if any of those lines work?  The ecard is called A Christmas pick me up and I think the little elf means that literally.  The elf is great, I enjoyed his corny laugh.  Go see it, I&#8217;ll wait.<\/p>\n<p>Egreetings.com offers membership to it&#8217;s clients for 13.99 per year, but you&#8217;ll get a 30 day trial to send eCards when you register with egreetings.com and with membership you&#8217;ll also be able to schedule eCards to get to the recipient immediately or you can schedule them to arrive on specific dates.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>I&#8217;m thinking about signing up if they are all that funny.  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I&#8217;ve been going through their list of free Christmas cards and some of them are hilarious! I think I&#8217;m going to send some to my friends and relatives this year. 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