{"id":4,"date":"2006-02-04T18:10:55","date_gmt":"2006-02-04T23:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/02\/04\/who-stole-my-pot\/"},"modified":"2010-11-20T00:59:04","modified_gmt":"2010-11-20T05:59:04","slug":"who-stole-my-pot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/02\/04\/who-stole-my-pot\/","title":{"rendered":"Who Stole My Pot"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>A Utah man calls the police to report a break-in. What was stolen? A quarter pound of weed.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>What is this mans I.Q.?<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>When the police officers managed to recover the stolen mariquana they asked the Utah man, Kory Tippets, to identify it as his. 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