{"id":409,"date":"2006-12-18T01:26:42","date_gmt":"2006-12-18T06:26:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/18\/blast-off-monday\/"},"modified":"2011-08-10T23:58:44","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T03:58:44","slug":"blast-off-monday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/12\/18\/blast-off-monday\/","title":{"rendered":"Blast off Monday"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/152067138\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/49\/152067138_f2df4f3fea_o.jpg\" alt=\"waterski\" width=\"368\" height=\"380\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mondays are either boring, or stressful and no one ever seems to be ready to come back to work, so I thought I&#8217;d send you off with a Blast.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"7\" style=\"float: left; margin: 10px 10px 10px 0;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* oddplanet_inpost_smallsquare *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"2967767859\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<!--CusAds-->\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t doubt that this guys water skiing idea worked. 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