{"id":491,"date":"2007-01-29T19:47:05","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T00:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/01\/29\/sleeping-on-the-job\/"},"modified":"2011-08-11T02:06:09","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T06:06:09","slug":"sleeping-on-the-job","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/01\/29\/sleeping-on-the-job\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleeping on the job"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>What would you think if you were working in one of the buildings across from the one where an unidentified man was washing window while tethered to security ropes at the 20th floor and appeared motionless for 30 minutes?<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>  You&#8217;d think something happened to him, I know you would. <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Well so did some of the observers who really did see him. <\/p>\n<p> Luckily as it turns out he just happened to have a nap. <\/p>\n<p> Fire rescue vehicles arriving on the scene woke him up. 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