{"id":494,"date":"2007-01-30T02:21:12","date_gmt":"2007-01-30T07:21:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/01\/30\/i-have-a-gun-in-my-pocket\/"},"modified":"2011-08-11T02:03:04","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T06:03:04","slug":"i-have-a-gun-in-my-pocket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/01\/30\/i-have-a-gun-in-my-pocket\/","title":{"rendered":"I have a gun in my pocket"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/374237079\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/farm1.static.flickr.com\/188\/374237079_ffd9acb59e.jpg\" alt=\"00031568\" width=\"500\" height=\"340\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is what we should do to stupid criminals like the guy below:<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<!--CusAds-->\n<p>It&#8217;s bad enough being a criminal but being a dumb one must be really bad &#8211; You know your robber is really stupid when he tries to rob you by pretending his extended finger is a gun.  Yep.  That&#8217;s what an unidentified man who fled the scene did after an unsuccessful attempt at robbing a Git-N-Go convenience store in Des Moines Iowa this past December.<\/p>\n<p>His robbery attempt was foiled when the clerk noticed that the gunmans thumb was visible from his pocket. He was holding his hand in his pocket as if he had a gun.  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