{"id":559,"date":"2007-03-12T15:58:16","date_gmt":"2007-03-12T20:58:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/03\/12\/manila-airport-security-frustrates-german-tourist\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T00:42:23","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T04:42:23","slug":"manila-airport-security-frustrates-german-tourist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/03\/12\/manila-airport-security-frustrates-german-tourist\/","title":{"rendered":"Manila airport security frustrates German Tourist"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>You think airport security checks and the delays that it causes are bad here in North America?  <\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Well, apparently a 66 year old German tourist, visiting the Philippines, thought their stringent security was pretty bad. <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>The man was so annoyed and frustrated with security at the Manila airport that he dropped his pants before walking through an X-ray machine.  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