{"id":616,"date":"2007-04-25T22:18:02","date_gmt":"2007-04-26T02:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/04\/25\/trashy-car-hits-light-pole\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T17:40:59","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T21:40:59","slug":"trashy-car-hits-light-pole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/04\/25\/trashy-car-hits-light-pole\/","title":{"rendered":"Trashy car hits light pole"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Heads up if you&#8217;re one of those people who&#8217;s car is a total pig sty!<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>Police in West Yarmouth, Mass issued a citation to Ann Biglin in February after she got into an accident.  Her car jumped a curb and knocked over a light pole.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Biglin gave the excuse that her accident was caused by \u00e2\u20ac\u0153several old coffee cups\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153assorted pieces of trash\u00e2\u20ac\u009d that might have accidentally fallen and hit the accelerator.   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Police in West Yarmouth, Mass issued a citation to Ann Biglin in February after she got into an accident. Her car jumped a curb and knocked over a light pole. 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