{"id":64,"date":"2006-05-18T18:37:41","date_gmt":"2006-05-18T23:37:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/05\/18\/questions-answered-by-jesus\/"},"modified":"2013-10-07T21:12:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-08T01:12:57","slug":"questions-answered-by-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/05\/18\/questions-answered-by-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"Questions Answered By Jesus"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/63447236@N00\/148904097\/\" title=\"Emails from Jesus\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/45\/148904097_9332d154ec_o.gif\" alt=\"Emails from Jesus\" height=\"145\" width=\"450\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"6\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* oddplanet_inpost_smallsquare *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"2967767859\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 200;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 200;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<br \/>\nI choose Jesus H Christ to rent from me this week.  <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>You have to check out this site &#8211; it&#8217;s hilarious!  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