{"id":648,"date":"2007-05-15T23:35:31","date_gmt":"2007-05-16T03:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/05\/15\/on-thin-ice\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T19:57:24","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T23:57:24","slug":"on-thin-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/05\/15\/on-thin-ice\/","title":{"rendered":"On Thin Ice"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Oh man this is ironic!<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>In January, a news crew for the Milwaukee station WDJT-TV, which was reporting a story on the danger of thin ice covering Big Muskego Lake, watched as their van&#8217;s driver mistakenly drove onto the lake and broke through the ice, ruining the expensive, high-tech vehicle.<\/p>\n<p>How Romantic?<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<!--CusAds--><p>Mario Sims, 21, had his bail revoked, for a second time, by a judge in Racine, Wis., in March, after he cut off his electronic monitoring device and hopped into a limousine to be driven to Chicago to be a guest on &#8220;The Jerry Springer Show,&#8221; where he announced that he will marry his soon-to-arrive baby&#8217;s mother, who is Sims&#8217; half-sister. 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