{"id":651,"date":"2007-05-24T19:24:18","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T23:24:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/05\/24\/dimwits-mistakenly-call-police-when-trying-to-buy-drugs\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T21:32:43","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T01:32:43","slug":"dimwits-mistakenly-call-police-when-trying-to-buy-drugs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/05\/24\/dimwits-mistakenly-call-police-when-trying-to-buy-drugs\/","title":{"rendered":"Dimwits mistakenly call police when trying to buy drugs"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>If you aren&#8217;t the brightest bulb on the planet &#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re in a hurry to get some dope calling 911 might not be your best move.  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