{"id":696,"date":"2007-07-10T01:16:18","date_gmt":"2007-07-10T05:16:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/07\/10\/two-more-of-the-worlds-dumbest-criminals\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T21:39:34","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T01:39:34","slug":"two-more-of-the-worlds-dumbest-criminals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/07\/10\/two-more-of-the-worlds-dumbest-criminals\/","title":{"rendered":"Two more of the worlds dumbest criminals"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Eric Cunningham, 18, or Orlando Florida isn&#8217;t the brightest criminal on the planet.  He was arrest and charged with robbing a Hess gas station at gun point in Orlando in April.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>He got caught because he forgot to take his gun case with him when he fled the store.  Inside the gun case was a receipt for his gun with his name listed on it.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Then we have yet another winner for the dumbest criminal awards &#8230; Jazrahel King, 29, was arrested in April in Norwalk Conn. when he tried to trade in the jeep that he&#8217;d allegedly stolen from the same Wholesalers of America dealership that he&#8217;d appropriated the vehicle from in the first place. 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He was arrest and charged with robbing a Hess gas station at gun point in Orlando in April. He got caught because he forgot to take his gun case with him when he fled the store. 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