{"id":723,"date":"2007-09-18T00:50:18","date_gmt":"2007-09-18T04:50:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/18\/almost-jailed-for-registering-pet-to-vote\/"},"modified":"2007-09-19T23:51:44","modified_gmt":"2007-09-20T03:51:44","slug":"almost-jailed-for-registering-pet-to-vote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/18\/almost-jailed-for-registering-pet-to-vote\/","title":{"rendered":"Almost jailed for registering pet to vote"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> A Seattle woman recently copped a plea in order to avoid up to 90 days in jail. She&#8217;d been charged with registering her dog to vote. <\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:right;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#smallsquare--><\/div>\n<p>The woman, Jane Balogh, had registered her Australian Shepherd-Terrier mix, Duncan m. 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