{"id":739,"date":"2007-08-27T03:24:40","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T07:24:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/08\/27\/bear-essentials-diet\/"},"modified":"2011-10-01T23:29:14","modified_gmt":"2011-10-02T03:29:14","slug":"bear-essentials-diet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/08\/27\/bear-essentials-diet\/","title":{"rendered":"Bear essentials diet?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Bad news, bear.<\/p>\n<p>Knut, the adorable polar-bear cub who has become a Berlin zoo&#8217;s most famous resident, is being put on a diet &#8211; and that means no more croissants.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>&#8220;If Knut would live outdoors, his extra weight wouldn&#8217;t be so bad,&#8221; said a zoo vet. &#8220;He would simply build up his fat reserves for the winter.&#8221;<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>But in captivity, Knut won&#8217;t need the blubber to stay warm in winter, so he is stuck with his special porridge of milk, meat, cod-liver oil and vitamins.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Extras like croissants will need to be dropped,&#8221; the vet said.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p> If bears on bad diets isn&#8217;t enough for you check out this post that I came across that lists <a href=\"http:\/\/www.oddee.com\/item_87332.aspx\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"ext-link\">15 very unfortunate ad placements<\/a>.  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