{"id":75,"date":"2006-05-31T00:00:06","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T05:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/05\/31\/redneck-swimming-pool\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T02:25:54","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:25:54","slug":"redneck-swimming-pool","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/05\/31\/redneck-swimming-pool\/","title":{"rendered":"Redneck Swimming Pool"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Wordless Wednesday<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/63447236@N00\/152067067\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"ext-link\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/63447236@N00\/152067067\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 5px solid white; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/44\/152067067_48de209fff_o.jpg\" alt=\"redneckpool\" width=\"480\" height=\"342\" \/><\/a><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t forget to visit my roomie &#8211; My Devilish Side &#8211; She&#8217;s got a great rant post up right now and I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll want to leave a comment for her.  Plus she&#8217;s leaving soon.  I can tell, she&#8217;s been quiet and I think I&#8217;ve heard her pulling out her suitcase. <\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p> She&#8217;s bound to up and leave in the middle of the night while I&#8217;m sleeping.  So this might be your last chance to visit with Devilish \/ Reaper girl while she&#8217;s still here.  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