{"id":760,"date":"2007-09-23T00:57:04","date_gmt":"2007-09-23T04:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/23\/melt-down-over-lost-keys\/"},"modified":"2007-09-25T04:05:22","modified_gmt":"2007-09-25T08:05:22","slug":"melt-down-over-lost-keys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/23\/melt-down-over-lost-keys\/","title":{"rendered":"Melt down over lost keys"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> A crazed woman in Florence, Ore., broke into a neighbor&#8217;s trailer and set it afire after being unable to find her keys &#8211; which were hanging from her pants pocket the whole time.<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:right;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#content_referal200x200--><\/div>\n<p>The unidentified 23-year- old trashed the next-door trailer, sprayed lighter fluid on a stuffed animal and placed it on the stove to start the blaze.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Her boyfriend found her hiding barefoot and incoherent behind a bush across the street.<\/p>\n<p>Wow. 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