{"id":778,"date":"2007-09-24T00:01:05","date_gmt":"2007-09-24T04:01:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/24\/two-yard-penalty-for-flushing\/"},"modified":"2009-09-28T22:03:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-29T02:03:33","slug":"two-yard-penalty-for-flushing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/09\/24\/two-yard-penalty-for-flushing\/","title":{"rendered":"Two yard penalty for flushing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/1364402585\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/1364402585\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm2.static.flickr.com\/1259\/1364402585_b407d198aa.jpg\" alt=\"00032800\" width=\"476\" height=\"308\" \/><\/a><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>I&#8217;ve seen people rushing to the toilet but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen the toilet rushing &#8230; or being rushed off the field.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Maybe the title for this post should have been &#8220;Guess this game&#8217;s in the Toilet!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen people rushing to the toilet but I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen the toilet rushing &#8230; or being rushed off the field. 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