{"id":81,"date":"2006-06-05T00:08:16","date_gmt":"2006-06-05T05:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/05\/thats-some-dough\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T02:15:29","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:15:29","slug":"thats-some-dough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/05\/thats-some-dough\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s some Dough!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/63447236@N00\/161025154\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 5px solid white; margin-top: 5px; margin-bottom: 5px;\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/71\/161025154_e7cbfd2b61_o.jpg\" alt=\"blue_dog\" width=\"449\" height=\"372\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\">I&#8217;m so blue, no one is renting me a space.<\/div>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"> Sour Dough<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>The Kuwait Times reported in April that food inspectors shut down the Hawally bakery in Kuwait City after finding dough stored in a toilet, which the owner explained was so that the humidity would keep it moist.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"> Red Light Cheater<\/span><\/span><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Caught by police with illegal emergency lights on his car, Bradenton, Fla., restaurant manager Kenneth Holmes, 26, said at his February sentencing for impersonating a police officer that he did it &#8220;to get home quicker&#8221; and that the flashers were &#8220;cool&#8221; and a &#8220;fantastic time-saver&#8221; that enabled him to drive through red lights.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: small;\"><span style=\"font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;\"> Long Exorcism<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>In March, David Little, a Fredericton, New Brunswick, anti-abortion activist who was resisting his upcoming trial on tax-evasion charges, told the judge that he would need an indefinite postponement because his wife and stepdaughter were possessed by Satan and required exorcism. 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