{"id":812,"date":"2007-12-06T13:09:57","date_gmt":"2007-12-06T18:09:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/12\/06\/slowest-police-chase-on-record\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T20:45:22","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T01:45:22","slug":"slowest-police-chase-on-record","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/12\/06\/slowest-police-chase-on-record\/","title":{"rendered":"Slowest police chase on record?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Nobody likes a stereotype, but a West Virginian man&#8217;s actions a couple of weeks ago kind of proved that some residents of the Southern States really are hicks.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#smallsquare--><\/div>\n<p>Michael Ginevan, 39 years of age, attempted to flee from a police officer who tried to pull him over.  Ginevan was driving a strange vehicle indeed. 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