{"id":814,"date":"2007-12-07T00:46:32","date_gmt":"2007-12-07T05:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/12\/07\/new-way-to-fund-a-wedding\/"},"modified":"2008-01-30T20:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-31T01:37:00","slug":"new-way-to-fund-a-wedding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/12\/07\/new-way-to-fund-a-wedding\/","title":{"rendered":"New way to fund a wedding?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>In October a Michigan sheriff offered to perform a wedding ceremony for two thieves who&#8217;d been knocking over banks to fund their nuptials.<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#content_referal200x200--><\/div>\n<p>All they had to do was turn themselves in.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll volunteer to marry them in jail if they surrender,&#8221; said Lapeer County Sheriff Ron Kalanquin.<\/p>\n<p>The couple robbed a bank of $5,000 a few weeks ago to buy wedding rings and pay for other expenses related to their wedding.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>There&#8217;s no word as to whether the couple turned themselves in or not.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In October a Michigan sheriff offered to perform a wedding ceremony for two thieves who&#8217;d been knocking over banks to fund their nuptials. 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