{"id":815,"date":"2008-01-28T16:00:40","date_gmt":"2008-01-28T21:00:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/01\/28\/drive-through-bank-only-has-candy\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T20:58:50","modified_gmt":"2008-02-20T01:58:50","slug":"drive-through-bank-only-has-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/01\/28\/drive-through-bank-only-has-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"Drive through bank only has candy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Wouldn&#8217;t you be a bit mad too if you drove up to a banks drive-through window and you were told that the teller only had candy?   <\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#smallsquare--><\/div>\n<p>That happened to a man in Stone Lake, Wis recently when he drove up in his ATV.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<!--CusAds--><p>Angered the man then held up a bag that he claimed contained a bomb, but the teller told him all she had was lollipops since her till had already been emptied.  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