{"id":834,"date":"2007-10-20T02:32:44","date_gmt":"2007-10-20T06:32:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/10\/20\/practically-grinding-his-toes-off\/"},"modified":"2013-10-16T02:55:51","modified_gmt":"2013-10-16T06:55:51","slug":"practically-grinding-his-toes-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2007\/10\/20\/practically-grinding-his-toes-off\/","title":{"rendered":"Practically grinding his toes off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><table align=\"center\" border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" width=\"300\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><center> Grab the Photo Hunt code.<br \/>\nPhoto Theme. Visit participants. <\/center><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p align=\"center\">This weeks theme is <strong>Practical<\/strong><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/1602971130\/\" title=\"Photo Sharing\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2340\/1602971130_2f27da37d9_o.jpg\" alt=\"00032975\" height=\"332\" width=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Practical?  I thought the theme was impractical?<\/p>\n<p>Well &#8230; using a grinder on your toe nails certainly is impractical.  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