{"id":87,"date":"2006-06-19T00:18:13","date_gmt":"2006-06-19T05:18:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/19\/assault-by-gumming\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T02:06:09","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:06:09","slug":"assault-by-gumming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/19\/assault-by-gumming\/","title":{"rendered":"Assault by gumming?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p><a title=\"Photo Sharing\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/63447236@N00\/152067016\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/44\/152067016_46f86e9279_o.jpg\" alt=\"file013\" width=\"310\" height=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>70-yr-old thief bites cop to escape<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"4\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* square 250x Oddplanet_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"7033143591\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 250;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>London: A 70-year-old shoplifter tried to evade capture by biting an arresting officer before realizing he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d left his dentures at home. Pensioner Gustav Ernegger turned on the policeman when he grabbed him as he ran out of a clothes shop in Braunschweig, Germany, after stealing a shirt.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>But instead of sinking his teeth into the officer&#8217;s arm, he was only able to leave a wet mark from his gums.<\/p>\n<p>Police spokesman Gunther Brauner said: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153He tried to bite the officer several times, but had forgotten to put his false teeth in and so was unable to cause him any harm.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>I wonder if the police charged the man with assault, as in, attempting to harm a police officer?<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>70-yr-old thief bites cop to escape London: A 70-year-old shoplifter tried to evade capture by biting an arresting officer before realizing he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d left his dentures at home. Pensioner Gustav Ernegger turned on the policeman when he grabbed him as he ran out of a clothes shop in Braunschweig, Germany, after stealing a shirt. 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