{"id":886,"date":"2008-02-19T05:12:32","date_gmt":"2008-02-19T10:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/02\/19\/tipsy-rodents\/"},"modified":"2008-02-19T05:12:32","modified_gmt":"2008-02-19T10:12:32","slug":"tipsy-rodents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/02\/19\/tipsy-rodents\/","title":{"rendered":"Tipsy Rodents"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/2267358913\/\" title=\"00033705 by triciawd, on Flickr\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/2267358913\/\" title=\"00033705 by triciawd, on Flickr\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2055\/2267358913_ba1ee655f7.jpg\" alt=\"00033705\" height=\"449\" width=\"465\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Roger the rat. He was caught in the act of sneaking a drink before his big date at the nightclub with his lady friend.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Meanwhile, his girlfriend was a little confused.  She thought they were meeting at the bar.  Her she is waiting for her man:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/2262493916\/\" title=\"00033602 by triciawd, on Flickr\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/dragonden\/2262493916\/\" title=\"00033602 by triciawd, on Flickr\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2129\/2262493916_d7eb8ff623.jpg\" alt=\"00033602\" height=\"500\" width=\"384\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Hopefully these two tipsy rodents managed to meet up later in the evening &#8230;.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s Roger the rat. He was caught in the act of sneaking a drink before his big date at the nightclub with his lady friend. Meanwhile, his girlfriend was a little confused. She thought they were meeting at the bar. 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