{"id":898,"date":"2008-03-16T21:07:44","date_gmt":"2008-03-17T01:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/03\/16\/urology-institute-offers-some-special-for-march-madness-week\/"},"modified":"2008-04-28T05:07:40","modified_gmt":"2008-04-28T09:07:40","slug":"urology-institute-offers-some-special-for-march-madness-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/03\/16\/urology-institute-offers-some-special-for-march-madness-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Urology Institute offers SOME special for March Madness Week!"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Want to take some time off during March Madness week?<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:right;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#largesquare--><\/div>\n<p>Well the Springfield ore. Oregon Urology Institute has come up with an idea that will gives guys a very valid excuse to sit around watching college basketball games.<\/p>\n<p>Get a vasectomy.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right.  They are suggesting that it&#8217;s the perfect time to get a vasectomy.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153When March Madness approaches you need an excuse &#8230; to stay at home in front of the big screen,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the clinic\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s radio ad says. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Get your vasectomy at Oregon Urology Institute the day before the tournament starts. It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s snip city.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Men generally need two to four days to recover from the procedure and it seems that men are taking the suggestion seriously.  The administrator of the Institute has already reserved dozens of appointment slots for March 19th, the day before the first NCAA tipoffs.  He&#8217;s also got at least a dozen appointments set for March 26th &#8211; just before the tournaments second week begins.<\/p>\n<p>A local sports radio station has been broadcasting the clinics ads and they&#8217;ve promised to send each patient a recovery kit that includes sports magazines, a bag of frozen peas (for relief) and free pizza delivery.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>So who&#8217;s in?<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want to take some time off during March Madness week? 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