{"id":90,"date":"2006-06-22T00:21:10","date_gmt":"2006-06-22T05:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/22\/this-little-bear-ate-oatmeal\/"},"modified":"2011-07-25T02:00:55","modified_gmt":"2011-07-25T06:00:55","slug":"this-little-bear-ate-oatmeal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2006\/06\/22\/this-little-bear-ate-oatmeal\/","title":{"rendered":"This little bear ate oatmeal"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> Bear plays Goldilocks, raids woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kitchen<\/p>\n<p>      It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears \u00e2\u20ac\u201d only in reverse \u00e2\u20ac\u201d when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: right; margin:10px 0 10px 10px;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_inpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"3290981241\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n\n<p>     The bear apparently entered through an open sliding glass door, broke a ceramic food container and started eating, West Vancouver police Sergeant Paul Skelton said.<\/p>\n<p>     \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It sounds like a nursery rhyme, doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Skelton said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153At least we have a health-conscious bear on our hands.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>     Three police officers who went to the home Thursday couldn&#8217;t get the bear to budge, so authorities let the animal finish its meal.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The bear didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t appear to be aggressive and wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t destroying the house, so they just let it do what it was doing and eventually the bear decided to make its way out of the residence and down toward a forested gully,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Skelton said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It ended the best it could.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>     Skelton said bears in the suburbs north of Vancouver have been coming out of hibernation as hungry as ever but later than usual but this spring because of a heavier than normal snowpack from the winter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bear plays Goldilocks, raids woman\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s kitchen It was a real-life version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears \u00e2\u20ac\u201d only in reverse \u00e2\u20ac\u201d when a woman came home to find a young bear eating oatmeal in her kitchen. 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