{"id":950,"date":"2008-08-15T00:01:41","date_gmt":"2008-08-15T04:01:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/15\/this-girls-not-too-smart\/"},"modified":"2008-08-30T03:08:49","modified_gmt":"2008-08-30T07:08:49","slug":"this-girls-not-too-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/15\/this-girls-not-too-smart\/","title":{"rendered":"This girls not too smart"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>In June a Reno Nevada homicide detective, David Jenkins was sitting inside his unmarked car &#8211; one equipped with emergency lights on the dash and a police radio chattering away) when 19 year old Mercedes Green hopped into the car.<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense--><\/div>\n<p>Green propositioned the detective for sex saying &#8220;You&#8217;re not the police are you?&#8221; as she propositioned him.  The detective asked her &#8220;What do you think?&#8221; and she replied &#8220;I didn&#8217;t think so&#8221;.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Once she was arrested Mercedes explained that the didn&#8217;t think police were allowed to wear glasses so that&#8217;s why she didn&#8217;t believe he was an officer of the law.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Hmm if she didn&#8217;t think he was a cop I wonder what she thought the police radio and emergency light were for when she saw them?  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