{"id":951,"date":"2008-08-21T16:46:35","date_gmt":"2008-08-21T20:46:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/21\/can-you-believe-how-dumb-some-people-are\/"},"modified":"2008-08-30T03:09:02","modified_gmt":"2008-08-30T07:09:02","slug":"can-you-believe-how-dumb-some-people-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/21\/can-you-believe-how-dumb-some-people-are\/","title":{"rendered":"Can you believe how dumb some people are?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>More stories for the <a href=\"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/category\/recreation\/dumb-people\/\" data-wpel-link=\"internal\">dumb people<\/a> file!<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense--><\/div>\n<p>In May, Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a Fort Worth, Texas, hospital after an early morning accident.  He&#8217;d been drinking and when he suddenly became itchy in a hard to reach spot on his back he quite <em>smartly<\/em> decided to scratch the itch with a loaded handgun.  I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve already figured out the outcome of this stupid act &#8211; yes he shot himself in the back!<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Don&#8217;t read this one if you&#8217;re easily grossed out:<\/p>\n<p>A juvenile and two young men were recently charged in Houston Texas with corpse abuse.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>They had allegedly gone to a graveyard in Humble, Texas and dug up a grave. 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In May, Jorge Espinal, 44, was taken to a Fort Worth, Texas, hospital after an early morning accident. He&#8217;d been drinking and when he suddenly became itchy in a hard to reach spot on his back he quite smartly decided to scratch the itch with a loaded handgun. 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