{"id":953,"date":"2008-08-26T00:01:37","date_gmt":"2008-08-26T04:01:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/26\/email-service-for-those-wanting-notice-of-the-rapture\/"},"modified":"2008-10-04T23:55:40","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T03:55:40","slug":"email-service-for-those-wanting-notice-of-the-rapture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/26\/email-service-for-those-wanting-notice-of-the-rapture\/","title":{"rendered":"Email service for those wanting notice of the Rapture"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>Did you know that the LLC has begun to offer an email service to Christians who are preparing for the Rapture.<\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#largesquare--><\/div>\n<p>I guess this is just in case those who want to ascend to heaven don&#8217;t notice that the signs of the rapture are upon us. You know &#8230; seeing as it could commence suddenly.<\/p>\n<p>Receiving an email message stating that the Rapture is coming will give people time to say goodbye to loved ones, family and those who might be less than worthy.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>The email service costs $40 a year. Christians can maintain an email list of up to 62 people who will be notified.  Why a list of only 62 I don&#8217;t know. Is that a number of significance.<\/p>\n<p>The website offering this service states that members can store encrypted electronic documents such as PIN numbers and powers of attorney because &#8220;There won&#8217;t be any bodies, so probate court (would) take (all) seven years (just) to clear your assets to your next of kin.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm I guess some of the people running the website must think that they aren&#8217;t worthy and will be around to run the site and help relatives get into the accounts of those who ascended to heaven?<\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Just too weird if you ask me!<\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you know that the LLC has begun to offer an email service to Christians who are preparing for the Rapture. 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