{"id":973,"date":"2008-08-28T20:35:49","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T00:35:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/28\/arent-dumb-criminals-entertaining\/"},"modified":"2008-10-04T23:55:06","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T03:55:06","slug":"arent-dumb-criminals-entertaining","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/08\/28\/arent-dumb-criminals-entertaining\/","title":{"rendered":"Aren&#8217;t dumb criminals entertaining?"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p>  I just wrote a post on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trulyoddplanet.com\/2008\/08\/28\/want-to-see-some-dumb-criminals-in-action\/\" data-wpel-link=\"external\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow external noopener noreferrer\" class=\"ext-link\">Truly Odd Planet<\/a> about Dumb Criminals and I included several videos. <\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:right;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#smallsquare--><\/div>\n<p>I was actually able to find enough dumb criminal videos that I thought I&#8217;d share a few over here too. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s one thing to be a dumb criminal, but it&#8217;s quite another to be a stupid one!  Watch as this guy breaks into a pizza parlor by coming in a window.  Unfortunately his exit from the store doesn&#8217;t go quite as smoothly!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumb Criminal &#8211; That&#8217;s gotta hurt!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><div align='center'><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HXdEf40MCJY&#038;f=gdata_videos\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/HXdEf40MCJY&#038;f=gdata_videos\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Robber is headbanging himself<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>If there are any future criminals planning a heist reading this, here&#8217;s a tip &#8211; breaking in through the chimney to commit a robbery is not the way to do it!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumb Criminal Caught in Chimney<\/strong><\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p><div align='center'><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GPyZd38tGuU&#038;f=gdata_videos\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/GPyZd38tGuU&#038;f=gdata_videos\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>A burglar spends 12 hours in a chimney in Baton Rouge, La., after allegedly trying to break into a restaurant. Courtesy AP.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s another tip for would-be thieves &#8211; Don&#8217;t rob a security camera store! Duh!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dumbest Criminals Ever Rob a Security Camera Store<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><div align='center'><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/F110aO5LgQM&#038;f=gdata_videos\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/F110aO5LgQM&#038;f=gdata_videos\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Pulling your shirt over your head like Beavis isn&#8217;t going to keep you safe from the 24 working security cameras on sale in the SECURITY CAMERA STORE, you blasted idiots.<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<!--CusAds--><p>Please let me know if you enjoy these kind of stories and if you like watching videos occasionally as I&#8217;ll make this a regular feature. <\/p>\n<div class=\"b1291d92551e5c93995fce7897ccfc30\" data-index=\"9\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<br\/>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"pub-3375789278566919\";\r\n\/* OddPlanet_300x250_underpost *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"8431788844\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 300;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 250;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<br\/>\r\n\r\n<?php if ( is_search() || is_single() || is_page() || is_paged() || is_category() || is_archive() ) { ?>\r\n<div align=\"center\">\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\r\n  ( function() {\r\n    if (window.CHITIKA === undefined) { window.CHITIKA = { 'units' : [] }; };\r\n    var unit = {\"calltype\":\"async[2]\",\"publisher\":\"dragonden\",\"width\":550,\"height\":250,\"sid\":\"oddplanet\",\"color_site_link\":\"cf4343\",\"color_text\":\"333333\"};\r\n    var placement_id = window.CHITIKA.units.length;\r\n    window.CHITIKA.units.push(unit);\r\n    document.write('<div id=\"chitikaAdBlock-' + placement_id + '\"><\/div>');\r\n}());\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/cdn.chitika.net\/getads.js\" async><\/script>\r\n<\/div>\r\n<?php } ?>\r\n<br\/>\r\n<br\/>\n<\/div>\n\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just wrote a post on Truly Odd Planet about Dumb Criminals and I included several videos. I was actually able to find enough dumb criminal videos that I thought I&#8217;d share a few over here too. It&#8217;s one thing to be a dumb criminal, but it&#8217;s quite another to be a stupid one! 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