{"id":984,"date":"2008-09-18T20:45:24","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T00:45:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/?p=984"},"modified":"2008-10-04T23:49:16","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T03:49:16","slug":"secret-agent-fouls-up-mission-by-getting-stuck-in-vent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/feverishthoughts.com\/oddplanet\/2008\/09\/18\/secret-agent-fouls-up-mission-by-getting-stuck-in-vent\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Secret Agent&#8221; fouls up mission by getting stuck in vent"},"content":{"rendered":"<!--CusAds--><p> Police in Knoxville had to rescue a man, Richard Anthony Smith, 25, after he got himself stuck in the Knoxville Museum of Art. <\/p>\n<div style=\u00e2\u20ac\u009ddisplay:block;float:left;padding:5px;\u00e2\u20ac\u009d><!--adsense#largesquare--><\/div>\n<p>Smith told police that he was a secret agent and that he&#8217;d been on a mission when he became stuck in an air conditioning duct that lead from the museums roof.  The man actually had to call 911 to get help!<\/p>\n<p>When Police and firefighters reached the museums roof they found a rope and cable which lead to a vent shaft.  Forty five feet below, deep inside the vent, was Richard Anthony Smith. <\/p>\n<p>He told them his Mission had failed. <\/p>\n<p>After being rescued he was read his rights and he apparently told police he was a &#8220;special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931&#8221; and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter.<\/p><!--CusAds-->\n<p>Hmmm  I think this guy has either read or seen the movie The Da vinci Code one time too many!<\/p>\n<p>He went on to tell the police that he was following orders to &#8220;defuse and confiscate&#8221; a Soviet-made nuclear warhead, specifically a &#8220;MERV6SS-22AN&#8221; warhead, according to the report. The bomb supposedly was hidden in a blue, plastic cow sculpture in the museum basement.<\/p>\n<p>However, Smith told officers his &#8220;agency&#8221; called while he was in air-vent limbo to say it made a mistake and the bomb might be in a Memphis museum instead.<\/p>\n<p>The police have charged Smith with aggravated robbery and he&#8217;s being held on $2,000 bond at the Knox County Jail. 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Smith told police that he was a secret agent and that he&#8217;d been on a mission when he became stuck in an air conditioning duct that lead from the museums roof. 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